We've all seen stupid warning labels and had to laugh. You know the ones. A can of pepper spray with the "May cause eye irritation" warning. The stroller that says to remove infant before folding for storage. HOWEVER, bunk beds should come with the following warning:
Avoid putting child with the stomach flu in top bunk. Failure to heed this warning may result in damage to lower bunk, walls, closet doors, dressers, toys, and large areas of carpet. This may also cause gastric upset in parent, resulting in increased damage.
Why, oh why, did I not think of this in advance???
TRUTH IS NOT THE ENEMY
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